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Joke of the Day

"Someone recently discovered the mathematical formula underpinning every Beatles song ever! She got the Strawberry Fields Medal."

"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."

"What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing? Lie to me"

"If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?"

"I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then I started to respect women"

"I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat The librarian said ""That rings a bell but I don't know if it's here or not."""

"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."

"I have a pen..... I have a apple :D"

"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."