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Joke of the Day
"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"
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"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""
"Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit."
"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."
"A pirate walks into a bar ... ... and the bird on his shoulder is saying ""Pieces of Nine. Pieces of Nine"". It was a parroty error."
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"I'm into cryogenics. All the cool kids are doing it."
"Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care."
"Muffins. So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, ""Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"" And the second one says, ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""
"2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!"