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Joke of the Day

"Why your convertible is like the best girlfriend you've ever had (1) She enjoys when you're inside her (2) She squeals when you're going hard and fast (3) She takes her top off whenever you ask"

"Ea vs Christiano Ronald Whats the difference bewteen Ea and Christiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo is Faster"

"How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Let that bitch cook in the dark"

"Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite."

"What does an egg do for fun? Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*"

"Wana hear a knock knock joke? Two guys walk into a bar..."

"The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb."

"*too embarrassed to buy condoms**buys 3D printer**makes gun**robs condom factory*"

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."