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Joke of the Day

"""Grandpa, when did you know grandma was the one?"" When her sister dumped me."

"Well, look on the bright side... At least they won't be talking about that gorilla anymore."

"After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, ""what are you going to do now?"" God said, ""I think I'm going to call it a day."""

"What do you get when you cross a JOKE with a RHETORICAL QUESTION?"

"Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split."

"I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery."

"I think I'm getting Anal Glaucoma.... I don't see my ass going into work today"

"I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped."

"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."

"What does cheese say when you take its picture? Make sure you get my Gouda side!"