199210
Joke of the Day
"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."
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"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"
"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"[mob about to stone a sinner] JESUS: Stop! Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. [mob drops rocks] JESUS: [picks up rock]"
"What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately."
"Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want."
"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"
"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"
"A raconteur walked into a bar theres more to life then meets the eye"