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Joke of the Day
"I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like... this gun is magic!!!"
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"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
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"If you're bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored"
"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."
"What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied"
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."