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Joke of the Day

"Finished my 2nd glass of wine. Husband doesn't know it yet but he has a 30 second window of getting laid before I pass ou"

"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"

"How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it."

"It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change"

"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."

"One-night stand at first, but ended up happening again... I mean, they're just so cheap at Ikea, so I had to go back to get another."

"Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter? It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped."

"What's up? Up is the Y-axis relative vertical direction opposed to down."

"Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem."

"Before snapping your neck, Chuck Norris will tell you the best shampoo you should have used."