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Joke of the Day

"Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target"

"I hate Ancient Greek History! Fuck the poleis!"

"What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died? Posthumous Prime"

"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."

"*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*"

"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"

"For a guy who's obsessed with public safety, I think Batman drives a little too fast sometimes."

"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."

"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."

"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."