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Joke of the Day
"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."
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"So all them black Harry Potter wizards just sat there and let slavery happen?"
"How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."
"What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world? You mean across?"
"I bet the butcher he couldn't reach the beef on the top shelf, but he saidthe steaks were too high."
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? Probably not. They haven't made a gig yet."
"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"
"What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !"
"Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad? Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different."
"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"