111511
Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."
Next Joke
"At my new job I have 500 people under me. I mow grass at a cemetery."
"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
"How do Jedi close programs force quit"
"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."
"Fireman: Is anyone else inside the house? Me: Uh yes..my son is trapped in my room he- [fireman charges into blaze] ..HE LOOKS LIKE AN XBOX"
"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."
"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."
"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I don't give a shit about Paul Walker crashing."