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"How do Jedi close programs force quit"
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"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"
"At first Lincoln didn't want to be president... ... but he gave it a shot."
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
"How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister's jaw in."
"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"
"Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy."
"What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? Your girlfriend."
"Jesus and Mohammad are debating religion. Jesus, with a smug smile, says: ""My faith can move the tallest of mountains."" Mohammad confidently replies: ""How well does it do with skyscrapers, brotha?"""
"I'm having an out-of-money experience."