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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I don't give a shit about Paul Walker crashing."

"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"

"It's not rape if she's holding bud light"

"I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species."

"When i'm hungry I eat food."

"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."

"You know what a Rhetorical Joke is?"

"[outpost in the Arctic Circle] ""I'm quitting, here's my 2 week notice"" BOSS: The days last 6 months here ""Sonofa..."""

"Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin looks at the other one and say, ""Oh my god we're gonna die in here!"" The other muffin looks back and says, ""Holy Moly! A talking muffin!"""

"Ever listened to 90s R&B lyrics? Sex you up? Licky boom-boom down? No wonder none of us know what the hell were doing in relationships"