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"Black Fathers"
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"In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering."
"That incessant, monotonous football is really ruining my enjoyment of the vuvuzelas."
"The good news is my black girlfriend says I have mean dick The bad news is she's a mathematician."
"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."
"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."
"""You should go with the black one"" I whispered from inside the clothes rack as she dropped both shirts and ran. FINE, GO WITH THE WHITE ONE"
"""dont get conned into spendin our lottery money"" i wont [calls wife back] will 2 sharks fit in our pool? ""NO"" ok [to salesman] one shark pls"
"My neighborhood is so politically correct... ...they consider it a hate crime to misspell vinegar."
"What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common? Both were shot before a live audience."