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Joke of the Day

"What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? ""Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"""

"Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients? Because they are always telling them ""You're in trouble"""

"I've been starting my diet tomorrow for the last 20 years."

"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."

"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"

"I'm getting engaged next month. Not because I'm in love but because it's gonna look dope on Instagram."

"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"

"I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related."