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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth. -the daily show"
"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."
"I wanna be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast"
"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."
"Why are men great cooks.... because with 1 sausage, a pair of nuts and some milk it can fill up a woman for nine months."
"Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS."
"Are you a pilot? Because I'd like a trip straight to Djibouti."
"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"