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Joke of the Day

"What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug."

"*slowly opens eyes after a thousand years of meditation* but where does one throw away a garbage can"

"What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common? They both have a hated governor."

"Why do they call it ""Lipstick?.... ... When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it?"

"What do you call a baker with red hair? A ginger bread man"

"I told my girlfriend that we should play trains... All she'd have to do is sit on my face. Then ill ""Chew chew"". // not my joke //"

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"So, I haven't seen the vice president in the news much recently I think that he may just be Biden his time"

"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"

"CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this reaction illegal too?"