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Joke of the Day

"They say that one in four of your friends could be gay.... I really hope its Steve, he's cute."

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party."

"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."

"What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? BOO BEE!! <insert titty-twister here>"

"1. Be born of a virgin 2. Walk on water 3. Get crucified 4. Return from the dead 5. ??? 6: Prophet"

"I was told to drink a lot of Perrier My fizzy eau therapist insists on it."

"Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to- Him: Kill me? hahaha Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that."

"We're not lost We're on Lo St"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists don't change anything"

"What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'"