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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Feminists don't change anything"

"It doesn't matter where you are, an old lady is about to be in your way."

"Age and sport Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"

"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"What type of battery does The Fonz use? AAAA"

"Please just try it. Every woman you see tonight: ""Sexy Gary Busey?"""

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One deer turns to the other and says ""Man, I cant believe i blew 30 bucks in there"""

"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."