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Joke of the Day

"So i went to the zoo the other day, but there was only 1 animal there. It was a Shih Tzu"

"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"

"Twitter is the adult way of having imaginary friends."

"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"

"I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's still cold. Why you gotta be so childish?"

"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"

"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"

"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."

"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber...."

"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"