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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."
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"[Sexting] ""So, what are you wearing?"" A nice blouse and a light sweater. Sensible shoes."
"I never knew how smart Dolphins were... They are so smart that after only a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish"
"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"
"The perfect Irish bean stew (In an Irish accent) Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans? Because if you added one more it'd be two farty."
"My sex life is like Santa Claus. -Why? Doesn't it exists? -No, it exist, because of naive 6 yo kids.."
"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"
"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"