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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the hot water? Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick."

"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"

"I just heard an old man tell this joke on live radio... - Knock, Knock - Who's there? - Little Boy Blew - Little Boy Blue, who? - Jared, from Subway, that's who"

"That moment when you're going to stalk someone and you end up stalking 5 more people because you need to understand the whole conversation."

"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."

"What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common? Using imperial units."

"The joke about the sun Is too hot to handle"

"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."

"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."

"Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human"