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Joke of the Day
"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."
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"Why are there commentators for televised sports? We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv?"
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
"Clearly Cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"HADES: what happens when Aphrodites hair gets frizzy? ZEUS: don't- HADES: i guess u could call her AFROdite ZEUS: this is why we banished u"
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore? It was two tired."
"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"*Someone sends me a 4 minute video* me: [42 seconds later] wow that's so awesome thanks for sharing!"
"Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly.... Guys, we really Apollo-gize"
"What lives in a tree and is dangerous? A crow with a machine gun."