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Joke of the Day

"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"

"I was just diagnosed with a severe lack of empathy. But I'm gonna keep going strong! The last thing I will do is start feeling sorry for myself."

"What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn? Don't do it, it's Siouxicide"

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"

"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"