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Joke of the Day
"Why do refugees in Germany smell like shit? Because they're too scared to go in the showers."
Next Joke
"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."
"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."
"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found."
"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."
"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."
"You can borrow any movie you want from Ricky Astly except one He's never gonna give you UP."