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Joke of the Day

"How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel. I paid in dimes."

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."

"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."

"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"

"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"

"How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now"

"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !"

"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."

"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"