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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"

"Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"""

"Where can you find alcoholic sheep? At the BAAAAH"

"*Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food."

"The bassist walked past the bar."

"Why did the overweight actor fall through the theater floor? It was just a stage he was going through"

"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"

"Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice."

"Why didn't Spider-Man's enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?"

"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""