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Joke of the Day

"I got approached on a dating website by a midget I asked her what she felt her best attribute was. She responded ""I'm really down to earth."""

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"My girlfriend got a sex change. I'm not crazy about it but she's happy as Larry"

"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."

"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating."

"I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart. Moments like that make life worth living."

"How do programmers like their snacks? Byte-sized."