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Joke of the Day
"How do programmers like their snacks? Byte-sized."
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"What does a duck smoke? Quack"
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"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !"
"Why do hot girls always travel in threes? Because they can't even."
"I was going to participate in a competition to see how many times I could throw a rock on the water... But I skipped it."
"I will always remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said- ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket""?"
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."