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Joke of the Day
"The biggest profit I made from going to was college was Selling my t9 calculator"
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"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"
"RIP Fluffy McKittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"
"Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir they don't eat much !"
"Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me. If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too."
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"
"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health..."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. -Jackie Mason"
"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"
"The only sexual problem I have is... I don't have sex."