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Joke of the Day

"Blinding hatred is a perfectly healthy response to everything that other people do."

"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

"People in California be like Tree down walkway closed!"

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night."

"Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators? The other 18% have new ones..."

"My friends told me we were going for a ride and I called ""Shotgun""... ... they did'nt tell me we we're actually going for a drive-by. FML :("

"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."

"Say ""beer can"" in a British accent. You just said ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent."

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for an hour... ...But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."