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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dream about soda? a fanta sea"
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"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."
"YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! -Oprah Winfrey. Meteorologist"
"My goal in life is always turn the negative into the positive... which is why I lost my job at the HIV clinic"
"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""
"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"
"Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to."
"interviewer: what is ur weakness? me: follow up questions interview: care to elaborate? me: [quivers with fear]"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello... From the other side"
"Did you hear Vaseline is coming out with new labels for its petroleum jelly? They're going to have a picture of missing gerbils on it."