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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"
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"What has wheels and is green? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."
"What do you call a white boxer? Black and blue"
"Relationships are just anteing up on each other's crazy until one person decides the pot is too big and folds."
"What does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"
"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"
"Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No but if you hum a few bars I might be able to sing along with you."
"What's the best thing about having sex with forty two year olds? There's forty of them."