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Joke of the Day

"I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though."

"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"

"explosion Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"

"You should skydive without a parachute. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"Every time someone tells a bulimia joke... Every time someone tells a bulimia joke I throw up in disgust. Please keep them coming."

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."

"I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients."

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom"

"I only make mistakes when I'm around people who are observant."