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Joke of the Day

"I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though."

"Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex."

"If you're only 18, please don't post philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off"

"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"

"Did you know sex is hereditary? If your parents didn't have it, you probably won't either."

"What's the most difficult thing about training a dog? Getting the peanut butter out of your pubic hair"

"Someone asked me if there were any LGBT gamers in the group I guess you could call be a GAYmer...hehe"

"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."

"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"