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Joke of the Day
"explosion Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere."
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"My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst."
"Why do girls have nipples? Because without them tits would be pointless."
"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
"According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole."
"My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital."
"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"
"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."
"they'll never listen to us Wife: I lost my keys again Me: Its in your jeans Wife: Don't drag my family into this"