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Joke of the Day
"explosion Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere."
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"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."
"Why do you never see black people on cruise ships? Because they won't fall for the same trick twice"
"*training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower."
"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably s**t"
"What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies? One's a bunch of cunning runts....."
"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."
"It's so hot, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it"