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Joke of the Day
"I hate autocorrect I texted my grandma saying ""Sex tonight"". I meant tomorrow"
Next Joke
"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"
"Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built himself."
"Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!"
"What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!"
"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."
"What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one."
"I call my girl Attila because she's my Hun."
"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"
"Thought of this one when i woke up today If someone injects Orange juice into their arm is it a Breakfix?"