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Joke of the Day

"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."

"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already."

"What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."

"My neighbor's looking at me like she's never seen a guy stuck in her doggy door before. And what's with the screaming? And the golf club?!"

"Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook"

"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"

"Nothing like listening to old school rap on the way to the office to make you want to smack a bitch."

"How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit? [Deleted]"

"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."

"A lot of woman actually turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out."