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Joke of the Day
"What's the United States favorite brand of shortening? San Fran Crisco"
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"2 flies are sitting on a piece of poop, one cuts a fart; what did the other one say? Hey come on, I'm eating here!"
"I'd say I'm quite good at sex ...but I'm not able to blow my own trumpet"
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"A termite walks into a pub And asks ""where's the bar tender?"""
"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."
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"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."