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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."

"Why do girls like vampires so much ? They still eat no matter what time of the month."

"In 20 years I will publish a book Titled 'The Complete List of the Boyfriends of Taylor Swift'."

"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."

"My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff."

"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."

"What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather? A pap smear."

"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."

"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"

"So I just started my own indoor ship production company. Production was great, until sales started going through the roof."