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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."
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"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
"Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!"
"To the question What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative."
"Yo mama is so fat... When she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell ""Taxi!"""
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"
"What did the father say before he killed his child with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson"
"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."