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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."
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"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."
"Bra.... Only part of female clothes.. she is happy she wont fit in anymore :)"
"Scots vs English Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards. Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf."
"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"
"Bully: This town isn't big enough for the 2 of us! Me: Oh yeah? Bully: Yeah! Me: Come at me bro *opens town expansion plan* and look at this"
"""We need a name for this big flat state full of corn and you're gonna be the one to do it"" ""I...uhhh... Wha?"" ""Nailed it. Next state."""
"I usually read this subreddit on a toilet,... ...so that I dont shit my pants."
"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."
"90 people have swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom."