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Joke of the Day

"I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun."

"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."

"Want to hear a joke about Subway? Okay, but it's not really kid friendly."

"[NSFW] I've been 1 week in college and already had five times the sex I had in 3 years of highschool. 5x0=0"

"UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier"

"What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize."

"Today I met a midget in a KKK outfit. I knew right away he was a little racist."

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"Q: What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? A: Decalfinated."

"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."