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Joke of the Day

"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."

"Using rulers for target practice has really set me back in life. I'm tired of shooting myself in the foot."

"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."

"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."

"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""

"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."

"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""

"I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off."

"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."