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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds? The bucket"

"if it smells like bullshit & looks like bullshit, it probably is bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn't make it a brownie."

"Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!"

"So... I want Ebola cereal... "

"Two muffins were in an oven. One says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here."" The other one says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea? No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea."

"Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia? Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)"

"Why does the pedophile like minecraft? Because he liked playin around all those miners."

"So some guys were hanged... ."

"You gotta hand it to short people. Because their arms can't reach."