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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds? The bucket"

"Why does Beyonce sing the song ""to the left""? Because black people have no rights..."

"What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold? Your mom never gave me reddit gold."

"What do black men do after sex.... 15 years to life!"

"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"

"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."

"Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit."

"Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons."

"LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER"

"Apparently Miley Cyrus called out Taylor Swift for being a bad role model It sounds like Miley has some Bad Blood."