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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: You said you were going to put the dog down ME: *in tears* I TRIED BUT HE HAD SOME REALLY DEVASTATING COMEBACKS"

"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""

"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"

"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."

"Either my shirt shrunk in the wash or, a more likely reason, those four push-ups per day have made me a BEAST."

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"Oriental Rugs and Tubs... could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse."

"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."

"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"

"what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama"