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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold? Your mom never gave me reddit gold."
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"Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue, roses are red. We're doing it backwards, That's what she said."
"What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol"
"Two blondes are heading to Disney World, on their way there, they see a sign that says ""Disney World Left""... ... They quickly head left and have a great vacation at Disney World."
"Best book quotes out of context Touching the void: 'Fuck me, it's enormous!'"
"Capital Reward Stoners get stoned in Saudi Arabia"
"Why did the chicken cross the rhoad... To get to the other island."
"My wife is always like, ""You answer the door, I don't even have my bra on!"" and for that reason, I have stopped wearing a bra."
"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry"