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Joke of the Day

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no pedo."

"A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said ""It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."""

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"

"I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it."

"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."

"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."

"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"

"For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day."