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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."

"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind it's pointless. "

"Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back."

"I ordered a coffee and the barista asked what size. I told her size didn't matter. We laughed. Then she gave me an extra large coffee."

"PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby"

"I said to my wife's mother ""when you're dead, I'll dance in your grave."" she said: ""Good, I'm being buried at sea."""

"I like my pussy like I like my sandwiches With the meat inside"

"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"

"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."