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Joke of the Day
"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."
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"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"
"Cop : ""Lets Do a drug test"" Me: ""Cool, which drugs are we testing?"""
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"It's a sad day today for Eminem fans. Not for any particular reason, just because their lives are generally very sad and meaningless."
"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."
"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."
"I decided to play agar.io again... Now I hate my cellf"
"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."