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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans."
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"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."
"What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside? A coconut!"
"Pro Tip - If a hot sexy female sends you a friend request on facebook.. REJECT HIM."
"What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life"
"Two silkworms are are racing each other... And they ended up in a tie."
"Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah"
"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."
"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"
"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"