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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans."
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"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time..."
"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."
"What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail? A small medium at large."
"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""
"Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars."
"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"
"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"
"A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, ""Rain. No game today."""
"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"