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Joke of the Day

"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."

"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."

"How Many Hipsters Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb? A: You probably wouldn't know, it's some really obscure number..."

"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""

"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."

"How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun."

"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."

"Being cremated..... ..... is my last hope for a smoking hot body."

"*Neighbor text - Sorry for using your wife. Use only when you're not at home* *Shoots Wife* *Neighbor text again - I mean 'Wifi' not wife*"

"What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight? There ain't no rest for the wicked"