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Joke of the Day
"Being cremated..... ..... is my last hope for a smoking hot body."
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"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"
"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"
"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"
"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."
"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."
"My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked."
"Keep your friends close and your fat friends closer, because snacks."
"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"
"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."