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Joke of the Day
"Being cremated..... ..... is my last hope for a smoking hot body."
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"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"
"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."
"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy"
"The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it."
"It's a great time to be a horse caretaker in this economy Stable jobs are hard to come by these days."
"What does a fish say when it hits a wall? Dam"
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
"I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something I've just seen. [hunts for a movie about cleaning bathrooms]"
"Just back from the market. TIL People also stop using deodorant or soap for Ramadan."